So damn the phone I’m writing this at midnight on a school day on probably the worst time to do so but well, screw it, I won’t be able to go to sleep anyway. To entertain you as much as I entertain myself, let me do a quick review of one of the most promising porn sites I’ve ever known. It is one that has sprung off from one profound story.
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The WowPorn story (with a title that still won’t stick) starts off with space vessel carrying an important individual arrives at his destination. He disembarks and introduces himself as Ambassador-General Alexander, a human officer and ambassador to an alien planet, specifically a nation in said planet with vast open steppes, thick forests, wild tundras, fjords and cliffs of hardened ice and glaciers that have never melted.
As he disembarks, he’s greeted by Princess Lyda and her Histo-Cultural advisor, whom, in honor of such a momentous occasion decided to make a rendition of a familiar song from a similar setting. The ambassador is impressed by their performance and makes it a priority to spend time with him and his assistant lore master. They later on discover a place called Wow Land, where their animal instincts were unleashed after seeing that the landscape was flocked with so many naked girls. And it all began.
From that crazy kind of futuristic story that involves diplomats and unintentional twats (more like noble savage women), WowPorn has turned itself into a magazine style porn site that features several different types of porno material, ranging from MILF to young babes and all the chica-esque content you could think of. One thing they guarantee is that you get 99.9 percent of the satisfaction you need, because, you know, there will always be space for errors. Regardless, it won’t disappoint with the 250 plus videos it has on hand for you, which would cover 18 minutes of kinky kind of excitement each. There are also the photo galleries that expands to 200 photos each, giving you thousands of decadent pics that are truly surreal and titillating.
One of the final things I’ve touched upon would be the quality of the videos and after the whole HD experience, I have to say this site is definitely the shit. With HD quality, wonderfully orchestrated videos and the conciseness of all the content, one simply cannot ask for more. That is the WowPorn signature.